Ask Alf

crig-the-slig:

Stream doodles by me haha enjoy every one- oh and thanks for watching!

stamped my signature every where because I’m lameeee.

BEAUTIFUL!!

streaming abe’s oddysee!
"You theem to deal with a lot on a rrrregular basis."

You know what, I do. I really do. I’m glad someone here actually cares and shows concern!

But she told me it was some kind of thing she was born with, and it’s rude to point out something like that, right? 

But she told me it was some kind of thing she was born with, and it’s rude to point out something like that, right? 

M!A: buddy has to give away all of his snacks to every mudokon in the rehab.
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ask-kirah-mudokon:

ask-alf-oddworld:

ask-kirah-mudokon:

((cough cough I’m thinking about streaming some NnT tomorrow (thursday) cough cough. when would be a good time? I dunno? Do you know? …Dunno :U ))

((Well I’m like 5 or 6 hours ahead of you guys so probably not proper night time at yours))

((Hmm, well if I did it around 3 it would be 8ish for you? Would that be cool?))

((Yup!))

ask-kirah-mudokon:

((cough cough I’m thinking about streaming some NnT tomorrow (thursday) cough cough. when would be a good time? I dunno? Do you know? …Dunno :U ))

((Well I’m like 5 or 6 hours ahead of you guys so probably not proper night time at yours))

Your tiny pathetic arms don't hurt a bit! You totally cried one time!

crig-the-slig:

ask-kirah-mudokon:

ask-alf-oddworld:

crig-the-slig:

ask-alf-oddworld:

crig-the-slig:

ask-alf-oddworld:

crig-the-slig:

"I- I did not..ya lyin’! TOTALLY kicked your ass last time and you were like "Noo stop crig I have seen my errors forgive me" and that’s why I didn’t finish the job! "
Crig snorts disgustingly and spits off to the side in an attempt to make himself appear tough, though really he is just a big pansy. the slig smacks his own chest to provoke Alf to accept his challenge for a good ol’ fashion tussle. 


"That’s cute, real cute. You couldn’t beat me up if you tried, just like last time. You act all tough before it happens, especially if there are others around, but when it comes down to it, you’re a total wuss!"
Alf puffed out his chest to seem more tough than Crig. He may not have been a huge wimp, but he definitely wasn’t fearless and would be scared of a fight with Crig, despite his puny arms.

The two circled each other with their fists raised and ready, unfortunately this happened a few times before Crig gathered up the courage to swing first. Weakly, his hand smacked Alf right in the chest, Crig was really short compared to his pal "Yeahh ya can start cryin’ to yo mama already- I’ll give you a time out to recover from that!"

What a little shit, he happen to be way too cocky and acted as if he won the fight already with a smug look upon that green spaghetti face.

The punch didn’t really hurt that much, but it was annoying, especially the comments afterwards. So with a sip of tea, Alf slapped Crig across the face.
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"Ha! Who’s gonna be cryin’ now?"

 That mud had class slapping a slig while sipping on a freshly brewed cuppa. Though being stubborn Crig did not want to be the first to cry and purposely pretends that blow to the face didn’t hurt at all. ”..Is that all ya got?! c’mon man up stop hittin’ like a girl!”  the squirt bounced side to side like a yappy chipunk which only made things worse in Crig’s case. His puny arms flail angrily as Alf held him back using only a single hand with no effort, stupid bugger just didn’t know when to give up!

Finally losing his temper and composure completely, Alf threw the teacup to the ground, causing it to smash, and jumped onto Crig and punched him in the face numerous times. “Ya better stop that, ya little squirt!”

Ohhhh!  *grabs some popcorn for the show*

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Crig helplessly was pummeled Alf over and over like a never ending loop, while Kirah sat not too far away enjoying some snacks. Little bastard had it coming with all that smack talk, He should have learned the first time but didn’t. There is a saying about a slig’s IQ sets at room temperature - ugly mofos were dumb. as. hell. Crig just happen to fit that stereotype at this moment in time.

It sooned seem pointless to keep going with how one-sided it became. Crig was getting tearful already. “Psh. And you said I was gonna cry… don’t act so tough when you’re clearly not. Don’t start fights when you’re not a fighting kind of person.”